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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
Homer Simpson
Eat my shorts.
Bart Simpson
Bart, stop pestering Satan!
Marge Simpson
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life’s problems.
Homer Simpson
I’m Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You’re up There, Please save Me Superman.
Homer Simpson
Marge, I’m going to miss you so much. And it’s not just the sex. It’s also the food preparation.
Homer Simpson
Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Homer Simpson
Let us all bask in television’s warm glowing warming glow.
Homer Simpson
Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
Homer Simpson
Family, religion, friends… these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Mr. Burns
"You know you love me"
-gossipgirl
Well, I'm no gossipgirl but when I hear news (translate:chika, chismis, gossip), I assure you that I will verify them first and then post it all here.
But, this account is dedicated to updating you all on what the union of my mind and fingers produced. : D
I have yet to make a shorter info statement than this. Something deep and attention spawning, something.. something.. Well, you know what I'm trying to say. As short notice as this, I think these statements will not gain as much credit but it will do.
